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I my names barry and im18. Im nt bad luking slim-tonned 6"00 ft. i rly int very good at this kindda thing dats y i left school n started building. jus b nice to find a frendily face, ill do a bit mre ov me profile wen im at home if ya intrested let me no!!! =-)

Hi there, welcome to my "biggin' up section"

I'm a uni graduate with a degree in Engineering (so my side project is building a medium scale dooms day device; don't worry, its a 1 hour a night project, plenty of time for dating still). I'm caring, kind, and still try and be fun, and I try to take things with a smile. I like dogs, although I don't have one these days (true story: when about 4, I tried to steal another kid's bike with a loaded German Shepard).

I tend to have wide and varied interest and knowledge, and would probably be an excellent team mate in a pub quiz (Did you know... the Romans are believed to have set up a trade colony in Ireland?)

I am somewhat of a nerd, and do enjoy video games and surfing the web (why its surfing I'll never know) but if its a choice between Team Fortress 2 and a lady, Team.... I mean, you'd win outright ....

Also, while on the subject, I do have a somewhat bizarre-surreal sense of homour at times (a dash of Monty Python, maybe).

As for the type of person I'm looking for, I'd prefer someone smart/intelligent, or possibly even "nerdy". Of course, a daft sense of humour, or at least the ability to laugh and enjoy yourself would be a definite plus. Also, someone who doesn't feel the need to plaster her face in half a tonne of makeup each morning is another plus.

Well,
My name is Chris, my personality goes from being quite quiet and normal to the weird and wonderful . I often come out with very random information such as how to correctly hold a wheelbarrow.
I love the countryside and really enjoy my job working on a farm.
I love going out with mates to the cinema and the pub or a night in watching a good movie in frount of the fire. I donâ??t tend to drink much but I donâ??t need alcohol to enjoy myself.
i've been told Iâ??m a kind, caring and honest kind of guy and will always try to please you. I am always there for my friends and family. My friends all know me as the gossip central, if thereâ??s something worth knowing about, you can rely on me.

Im concerned about the enviroment tho i wouldnt give up my honda :$. i love dance music and love to dance and sometimes do anywhere! I also have a small obssesion with wearing camoflauge. i'd really like to run a marathon but keep putting it off and im not really fit enough that'll be the smoking doh! I love watching all the science programs & documentaries i can get my hands on. I'd go as far as to say im pretty knowledgeable about a extremely wide range of subjects and can figure out how stuff works sort fix most things etc. tho im getting less practical in my old age. nearly30 :O

Hi ya. My name is Peter and I'm a genuinely kind and an honest guy. You may laugh, but it's actually true. Nice guys do exist! I'm looking to find someone who is interesting and of a similar personality. I'm sure that person is are out there, but have yet to have found them.

I think the idea is that if you have anything about you as a person, you should be sufficiently complex enough for it to be impossible to successfully define yourself through such a thing as a 'profile'. Perhaps i'll try some other time.
I'll only end up in some sort of spiral of agonising introspection which swings between total elation and total frustration.
Basically, I can't be arsed.

"It's hard to be modest when your as good as I am"

Mohamed Ali

Truthfully I have a loyal and honest personality, I am always up for a laugh and a good time and there is a lot more to me once you get to know me.

I'm probably the most clumsy person in the world both verbally and physically.

As an example I once knocked a drink over on a pool table covering half the table. I coolly went up to the the landlord at the bar and asked for another drink so I could cover the other half of the table. Needless to say myself and my party then made a quick exit.

er...dunno wot to say really...im not really an outgoing person (quite shy) and am perfectly happy staying in with or without friends just watching a dvd or something. I spend alot of my time on my computer playing games, and just generally chatting to friends. I play cricket and Hockey and sometimes badminton.

I am an easygoing, funloving 30 year old with a love of the strange, original, and unique. Im completely unjudgemental and am looking for new fun experiences with a special other.

I am an Artist, producing Digital Art, Portraiture, and more. I also write Short Stories and regularly go Rock climbing. I have a very real and eduring love of The alternative, including music, culture, and lifestyle.

At the moment i think im quite a boring person, just working lots and filling the time inbetween.x

IM A SEXY ,VERY FUNNY PERSON WHO LIVES LIFE TO THE FULL WOULD LOVE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO ALSO LIKES TO AVE A LAUGH AND GOOD TIMES

Hello there.

Thanks for looking at my profile. I'm 20, with blonde, scruffyish hair, blue eyes and not a bad bod!

I'm never too serious about much and have a cheeky sense of humour, along with a cheeky smile! I'm very open minded and just want to find people to have a bit of fun with.

I always respect people's boundaries so if you fancy hooking up or knowing more, then get in touch.

I promise you won't be disappointed!

Firstly Iâ??m Scottish, so don't let my location fool you. :) I live in Leicestershire and I work in Health and social care as a community support worker. My hobbies include poetry and photography. I'm quite spiritual and Iâ??m into my tarot cards and everything else that goes with it. It's quite a big part of me so it's important at the very least that it's accepted. However Iâ??m rational with it and don't actually believe in anything. I have an HND/degree in competing although it didn't really lead anywhere and also a BETEC national diploma in health and social care.
I like travelling to less obvious countries but it's been a while since I have done so.

Hi. Im a 22 year old guy. Im into sports, keeping fit, love all kinds of music and also love films.

Im a fun loving guy and try to enjoy life to the full, otherwise, whats the point, right? Going out with my mates is the best thing, i enjoy peoples company a lot.

Im very passionate about everything i do, i love to win and do well.

Ethnically im Greek Cypriot, love going back there for the beach, weather and seeing the relatives.

Im on here to find a lady who shares these qualities, and am looking for some nsa fun and good times together.

my name is charlotte,but friends and family call me charlie which i prefer. im 27 years old 28 in november, i have 2 children, a girl of 9 and a boy of 3... i love being a yummy mummy its the best thing in the world, so pretty much my life as been committed to my children. but im a very loving, onest kind person and always up for a laugh. times have been hard in my life but now i have come to the point now where i see things very differently and want to make the best out of my life. i have joined this site to find friendship and then whatever goes i guess xx love to party with the girlies and have the best life i can...

Ahh, describe myself.. I'm quite bad at this. I'm imperfect, Very! I have a sense of humour, which I guess I use a lot. I'm fairly shy but once the ice is broken I'm very talkative. I'm quite musical, although not very good all the time, I am getting a lot better though.

I am married, I figure that's an important thing to tell you right off. This does not, however, preclude casual or even meaningful relationships or sex with other people. It's what my grandma would describe as "a terribly modern arrangement". Good! Now that's out of the way, and you're not scared off, please continue.

Nine out of ten people said I was more fun than napalm.

By which I mean: I'm too lazy to write an essay. No one reads them anyway, right? You all just look at the picture and go: "oooooh, nice" or "Eurgh! Pigdog!". I know your game...

Here are some facts I enjoy, for the sole purpose of adding more text to this box, and filling up the profile-o-meter:

Starfish have an eye on the end of each leg. They are able to grow back their legs if one is chewed off by some sort of sea-predator (though really, what kind of bastard would chew the leg off a starfish? You'd have to be a marine super-villain to even consider it, a real aquatic nightmare), and when starfishes get pregnant, they turn in to pentagons. I say pregnant, I think they lay eggs. They're not mammals after all.

It's entirely possible that the last paragraph I wrote gives off the impression that I'm some sort of oceanic fanatic, but I'm not.

Here are some other facts:

I think tentacle porn is hillarious.

I like video games a whole bunch.

I've run out of facts. Bugger.

So back to the napalm... According to my sources, you can make it at home with very few ingredients, and none of them ilegal, but honestly? You probably shouldn't, it's hella sticky.

Well... I'm not really sure what to write so I'll start with a bit of basic info that you can pick up from the details section anyway; I'm Arko, I'm 18 and from the UK. I joined basically because I was doing one of the tests here (which got me horny) and when I get horny I'll pretty much do anything, so I ended up joining and doing most sex related quizzes :p. I enjoy being with my mates and, due to the fact that I'm getting less shy, I quite like meeting new people and that. I absolutly adore music, I have to buy something new every week otherwise I'll go propperly insane. I'm begining to like drawing and doing art a lot more now and I'm an on and off skater. So yeah... thats my self-summary, enjoi! :D

I heard this was like gaydar for wimps

Im quite narcissitic

I like to read, study, watch the news and shit like that.

Dear potential;
You should know that I am quite placid, cooperative and pragmatic. It may also benefit you to know that I am well mannered,
constructively critical, disciplined of moral-will and genuinely enjoy helping people. I can be a bit gullible and very logical. (Think Wall-E meets the good Terminator).

I value self-improvement, ambition, rationalism and education. That's why I'm planning to establish a new world government founded upon the ideology of technocratic utilitarian functionalism...

My idea of a romantic activity is building a compact sine-wave generator together in the form of a directed energy weapon (ray gun). On a lighter note, we could always tour abandoned Soviet military research facilities...

There is something else you should really know - I have a very abstract sense of humour and find odd things cute... For example; "Ahh look at him sitting there in his little anti-static wrist-band!"
I won't tolerate overly-emotional behaviour as I am bewildered by it. I admire the intellectual, always striving to define the truth and preserve towards justice.

Hi! I'm new to this so still trying to find my way around.

I like hanging out with friends, going on holidays, discovering new places, travelling the world, and meeting new people, new cultures, new food, new people.
I work in Multimedia design and enjoy working with graphics, sound, and video.

I'd like to meet people who are open minded and trustworthy.
Unlike some guys, I cant stand fakes so if you are someone that is rude or a liar then please keep away.

Regarding the type of person I go for.....
I think there is much more beauty in people as they are and in their personality too. I think everyone is unique and interesting in their own way.

Ok, what else can I say.... I like it when it snows and love Christmas time.

Things I like:

- Cinema
- Cooking
- Art / Graphics
- Friends
- Travelling / Holidays
- Nice meals in restaurants.
- Optimistic people
- Dancing the night away.
- Badminton
- Flying
- Ice Skating

Things I cant stand:

- Drugs.
- Thieves.
- Cheats / Liars.

An International student studying in DeMontfort University, since I'm gonna be in UK for a few more years studying, I might as well look for friends, I'm not really into hookups and 'the gay scene' ,sleeping around and stuff like that lolx..although thats perfectly fine if thats what you wanna do :). I love talking to new people ,different kinds of people girls,guys or even gous .lols.I love modelling,acting in fact I recently registered meself in a talent agent in London..fingers crossed :) , writing, reading,evening walks, and stuff like that..writing abt myself is boring..lols..just msg me if you wanna know more...

Hi everyone

Was pointed here by a friend. So seeing as i'm recently single again, i thought i'd give it a go. Right...where to start

I'm a Video editor/AV producer for a small business consultancy in Leicester and when i'm not there i'm either tinkering with my 5, going on a bike ride..or completely annihilating my friends at FIFA/Poker/anything else on the 'scroll'

OK poppet, I'll summarise myself just for you.

I am in a polyamorous marriage with <<copyandpaste>>. We are looking for a third person to join our relationship long-term, and individually someone for each of us on long or short term. Or, just a bit of fun. Any of the above is fine! Indeed, any polyamorous couples who want to, as it were, couple, they are also welcome!

So in short that last bit just means that we want to spread the love.

As for me. Do you like tallish, thinnish boys who like a bit of amateur parkour and playing other people's music on the guitar at the end of parties? Software engineers who don't (always) wear glasses? Guys who like both D&D and running up walls in the cold? Who like learning things like programming languages, advanced physics and baking?

You see, I would like to be able to do everything. I can't do everything, but I wish I could. I like drawing comics but I can never think of a thing to draw about, at least at a specific enough level to create artwork out of it. I like cooking but I never seem to have the ingredients I need, nor the know-how to use the ingredients I do have. I like programming but I have nothing to write. I like carpentry but I've not picked up a chisel since GCSE technology classes. I like playing music but I can only play music that's already been written.

There are so many talents I'd like to either learn from scratch or hone if I do have them that I don't think there's enough time in the world. I used to work as a software engineer but I got "laid off" ahaha so I'm not any more, and honestly, even though I enjoy programming I didn't like the job. What might I like? Who knows? Who has time for work when there are so many other things to do? Who will pay for the things I do while learning how to do them?

A HR professional, peoples person. Have travelled extensively and understand and value different cultures. Easy going, affectionate individual and an outdoor person. Like to meet and interact with people having diverse background and experience. Fun to be with, witty at times and like to chill out every now and then !

hm. I really have no idea what to put here. Best guide i can give ya is to read the bits at the bottom. I did this bit last you see. so , dont really know how to sum me up.

give it a peek (ooer) and if anything tickles ya (fnar fnar), then drop me one. (an email, that is, you crazy oaf (or oafette, as youre a lady ! :-) )

oh and - after reading the stuff underneat this lot, believe it or not i am actually 30, even though after re reading everything, im convinced im more like 12.. :-)

an honest, compassionate, down to earth man with a wicked sense of humour. adventurous in many ways and i am extremely proud and loyal of what i have, and what i do.

Abhor lies, deceit, cruelty, drugs, insincerity and huge spiders.

Hello! I'm Vikki, a little geeky, a little daft. Back living in Leicester after spending two years in Manchester. And yes, I miss it lol

Interested in so many things! Some of my likes are below... In addition I find foreign cultures fascinating and would love to travel and learn another language. At the moment I'm a little short on spare time and money lol

Im 43, 5'8, cuddly.
likes most music
enjoys life and a complete nutter
ave 3 kids
divorced. likes. craft work. enjoys nites in and out.
hates gardening and kids haha.
likes crime programmes. cant rite much more or i wont be mysterious.

I am a quiet and loyal person. I am looking for true love (who isn't?!), although I'm not sure if I know that is supposed to be like.
I thought I was in love with somebody recently but things didn't go too well...
Anyway, onwards and upwards!
I find it really awkward talking about myself. somebody told me, what would your friends say about you? Hmm... let me think...
They would say that I'm generous, argumentative, kind, sometimes moody, ready to listen, trustworthy, different (maybe even weird!! but in a good way).
So that's it, I'm unconventional in the way that I maintain and abide by certai principles which may be quite old-fashioned but I am also always ready to learn and change my mind if somebody can convince me with decent arguments!
If you want to know more, simple, ask me!

i'm brutally sarcastic and i can't do enthusiasm.
i'm pretty lazy too, and i suck at self-summaries.

i have a cat, and if i was a baker i would put cheese on top of everything i baked. well. everything that's savoury - cheesey flapjacks, donuts & cakes etc do not appeal.
do you really need to know more than that?

also - i'm not really bisexual per se. i'm very open minded, and perhaps a touch confused - i guess it's something i'd like to find out about myself.

I'm a talkative person who likes talk but aslo listens which is a strange compenation. When I'm about people I try and make them comfortable and people are relaxed round me. I'm kind hearted and try to help people the best I can when they have problems. My main downfall is that I can be very shy if I don't know people too well so it will take me a day or two perhaps to open up a bit.

Ok when I said that I knew German all I meant was that I did it at GCSE, all I can really remember is the 5 minute spoken essay I had to do.

Allegedly I'm this, according to to some bloke in new york, who I never talked to let alone met...

Youâ??re a popular OkCupid user and a top friend match for me, so I bought you a free month of A-List. A-List is a new OkCupid membership level. You can accept my gift here

Gosh!! me poplular? must be why my inbox is empty, Top match? reality check?

Nah.... Far too nice, listens well, understanding, attentive, rare limited edition avaialable, easy terms, I can believe.

I'm an intellectual, but casual laid back sort of guy, whether chillin out with a couple of Real Ales, or stretching my mind over a game. I have a wide range of interests & can hold a conversation on a variety of subjects. I am looking for a relationship rather than a dalliance - not settling down perhaps, more seeking an accomplice or two for whatever comes next, whatever that might be.

well, i'm me - a fairly ordinary bloke leading a fairly ordinary life. into most of the usual stuff, friends, family, music, sport, films (yawn).
got a sneaky feeling i'm going to do somethimng amazing one day, not sure what though.

I am doused to distraction by the prose & poetry of the inward and intense: I have come to the conclusion that I am missing out in life by pandering to my natural diffidence, or am I? I know as much as you know, you know, so if you like that feeling of acute tranquillity . . . like your first sight of St Mark's square at night; those first piano notes in K466 - droplets of soft rain on cloudy water; the second kiss of love; the warm camaraderie of the village pub . . .

easy going, no stress please. loving and lovable, can be a little kinky. we aint all perfect,lol

This is hard bit as I donâ??t often have to write about myself but i guess everyone on here is in the same boat.

Well I guess Iâ??m a pretty lucky guy, I have a job that i really enjoy and pays the bills, I have to most amazing friends who i know will be with me for the rest of my life. A crazy little dog that spends all day trying to destroy my house. I donâ??t get down very often as i donâ??t see the point, love music, food, sports and anything to do with tech, i am a geek but a pretty cool one I hope :-)

Well after so long i think its time for a revamp of my profile =, I am a nice and sweet person if your on the good side of me, i like ice skating, cross stitching as boring as that sounds its an amazing feeling when you have accomplished something!! I am however also a bit of a fitness fanatic now as well i have a lovely personal trainer who i couldn't live without, also i like to eat healthily and cook some good old slimming world meals!!

My latest achievements are that i have lost 5 stone 3 pounds which is 73 pounds! i couldn't have done that with out all of my friends at my slimming world group, where i have some amazing friends.

Since i can now run without my knee's hurting i am a keen runner, i ran the race for life this year and next year its a half marathon, and maybe the year after the London marathon! But i love that feeling of achievement when you have finished what you started! I am not a quitter!!!

I work at my students union as a cleaner so basically if you go there and make a mess at night i have to clean up after you guys :P but its brilliant pay! and i work with some very nice people and couldnt wish for a better job.

I am also a student at DMU, studying history and media, i have an amazing group of friends and i wouldn't change what i have right now for anyone! I love spending time with these people and they mean the world to me!!

R.I.P Michael Jackson!!!!
Hey, im from Loughborough/Sileby, It is kinda near leicester..
I love music and playing bass, i go to gigs as much as possible, though not as much as i would like these days :).
I have dyed red hair now, blue eyes, slim , 5ft2. I have my lip pierced twice, once in the middle and once on the left, my nose pierced & my forearm pierced. I also have 2 tattoos....one of a black rose at the bottom of my back and one of the alkaline trio heart skull on my hip.
I've got a daughter called Ashley, born on 1st August 2007 shes gorgeous and just a little bit crazy ^_^ lol and a 7ft Boa called Hendrix :D
I really love diving and was going to move to Egypt before i had Ashley, but obviously not an option these days :(

i dont think i willl delete..... maybe i should.... i'll think about it.

thanks to all those who told me how though. very kind of you.

My real name is Satch and as it says up there i live in leicester. Its a shit hole i can tell you. I spend most of my time hanging with my friends and looking for the someone special; to no avail...

Old Profile, mostly accurate but will be updated :) Ok, this is being written in a kind of rush, so 'pologies if it doesn't cover me accurately. I'm a tall skinny white boy, working all the hours to make the rent on a pokey flat. I'm a support worker, looking after people with learning disabilities and mental health problems. despite outwardly being a miserable and pessimistic person, my job leaves me feeling quite positive, because atleast I aint living in a home with my demons and support workers. I've been married for one year to the greatest woman i've ever met. she tops most men as well, but she's not happy competing with those... I love rock n roll, and hip hop, although if you asked me to convince you in person, I'd flounder quite badly... thtas all for now...

I'm a sociable, easy going, bike riding, music lover - but also a mum of 1 (plus 2 cats) & love all the responsibilities of family life.
I can't imagine a world without music, and love going to gigs - normally rock & blues. I have a very varied taste though, and like listening to most stuff, apart from Jazz or Country & Western.
My other passion is Motorbikes - not just for the shiny machines, but the social life that goes along with them.
When I want to relax, I like walks, cinema, theatre or just staying in with a good book.

I seem to have no common sense, I ask the silly questions in life but in such a way that I make people laugh.
I have a tendacy of being clumsy and falling over, I blame my small feet for that! But I love to dance around when I'm out on the town.
I love my life, I have the most amazing friends any one could ask for.
One day I hope to make a difference. Even if its just to 1 person in the world, at least I'll get remembered and when I'm old I can turn around and say "Yeah, I did that".
I love adventure and exploring new places.
I love meeting new people, I can come across as quite shy at first but once I get to know you I love talking and learning new things about everything and anything.

nice but naughty so is wife we cum as 2
love sex chattin

I do Rubik's cubes.

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fun,exiting and spontinues.thats how i will describe a little bit about myself.i consider myself a caring & very generious towards my fellow human beings,i do consider alot about other people.i am down to earth bloke with a little rough on the egdes,like to have fun every now then.always happy,chilling with my mates whenever i can. i have a dry sense of humour,which makes me stand out in the crowd.i am a very comfident person,like to chat to people & get to know them.i take pride in my appearance cos i like to look & smell good. i am family orianted person,love them to bits,you can never go wrong with family...here's caption.. you know women came from a man's rib,not from his feet to walk on.nor from his head to be superior,but from his side to be equal.under the arm to be protected &next to the head to be loved.i do belive we all have someone out ther for everyone,so i do wish i can meet someone to share some things about life together..

Hi my name is Baz.
I'm 6'1 with dark hair and green eyes.
I'm always up for a laugh and will try anything once.
I hate talking about myself so if you would like to know anything just ask.

Hmm...
I'm not exactly looking for anything on here. I just wanted to take a few tests and I had to make an account to do it...

I have no idea what to write here. Ask me a question and I'll answer it.

Hey there.

Im kinda new to this so please, be gentle...

Im Gaz, im 28 and currently free, single and ready to meet new people.
Im funny friendly and up for a good time!!!

in my spare time, i play guitar, collect autographs, go fishing ;o) and work in a factory.

I currently learning (or at least trying too) learn Italian.

Ciao, mi chiamo Gary. Piacevole per incontrarla.

Give us a text when your free to chat.
07874287808

my Facebook gaztannan@yahoo.com
ciao!
(bye)
x

My name is Jens and I live in Leicester but I'm from Sweden. Right now I'm studying at the University of Leicester and I've been single since I moved to this country but now I'm interested in perhaps more casual relationships and nothing too serious.